NaOnka Time

[NaOnka Mixon]

Wut up bitches?! I's gots ta say, I'm upset wit' y'all. Not one of ya said "bye" ta me after ya dun voted me out. Then y'all make opening statements and don't mention NaOnka at all.



So, I want some recognition that y'all didn't give me afta so cruelly votin' me out. Fo' my Final Tribal Council question, I want all y'all to tell everyone here just how awesome NaOnka is and why she so great.

Cause Lord knows I don' give a fuck what you think 'bout yo'self.

[Natalie Tenerelli]

Hey Bitch!!!



Great to see you back. I love you since Outcast Island. I really felt your sincerity when you want to vote me out in that season. So, that's why I was so excited when I got you in my tribe, but CB split us apart. If we were still together after the tribal switch, I can see us two being here in the Final Tribal Council.

You're witty, funny, sassy, ghetto and hilarious. Really have fun with you around girl. I can see you win the title if you are here.

P/s - Well I'm not going to say goodbye to you, cause I still want to have you in my life

[Monica Padilla]

Nay Nay, my phone keyboard is tiny and my fingers are clumsy, so it would take me all day to type out your awesomeness. I promise I will give you an appropriate answer as soon as I touch down in London.

[Brett Clouser]

Wut up bitches?! I's gots ta say, I'm upset wit' y'all. Not one of ya said "bye" ta me after ya dun voted me out. Then y'all make opening statements and don't mention NaOnka at all.

Aww, sorry, Nay. You know you're my girl and all, that's why I didn't mind when you went and stole my socks. But this white boy's never been good at showing much love to anyone at Tribal Council...

It's nothin' personal or anything... It's just that I don't tend to show much emotion at Tribal Council. I'm, like, Robo-Brett... Maybe it's the lighting? Maybe it's that I just don't care much? Or maybe it's that I was secretly just daydreaming about Carol in a sexy bikini on the beach while the votes were being read...

To be honest, though, I don't usually say goodbye to people when I vote for them because it feels really fake. I mean, if I didn't want you to leave, I wouldn't have voted for you... And if I did want you to leave, why am I saying goodbye? To me, it's kind of like Coach offering Rick a hug after he betrayed him in Survivor: South Pacific. I didn't want it to come off as empty or insincere, so I opted not to say anything at all.

Also, when you were voted out, I knew I had a good shot of making the Finals. And since I don't usually say goodbye to people at Tribal Council, I didn't want it to come off as a cheap ploy to get your jury vote. You can say a lot of things about me... I'm not a very social player, I don't get to know people outside of the game as much as I should, and I'm not always honest with people. But I do try my best to be real with people... I won't just trash someone all game and then wish them a happy birthday and give them a cake because they're on the jury and I'm in the Final 3. In and out of the game, I'd rather do a real, genuine nothing than a fake something.


So, I want some recognition that y'all didn't give me afta so cruelly votin' me out. Fo' my Final Tribal Council question, I want all y'all to tell everyone here just how awesome NaOnka is and why she so great. Cause Lord knows I don' give a fuck what you think 'bout yo'self.

The one thing I can say about you, NaOnka, is that you play the "NaOnka" character very well. Whether you love her or hate her, the real NaOnka is easily one of the most entertaining personalities to ever be on the show, and you brought that personality to this game (and Cb Survivor 4). Your posts always made me either laugh, smile, or simply go "What the fu--?" But your posts were always fun to read... even the ones where you had to sit there for a few minutes to translate what they said.

On a personal level, one thing I have a lot of respect for is the way you handled yourself when you approached me about voting out Monica in the Final 5. Some people in that position would just give up and not bother fighting. Other people would come to you and then bitch you out for not flipping your game upside down to help them out. But you were really level-headed the whole time. You didn't roll over and give up; you just made some good points about why you should stay over Monica, and didn't try to put anyone down for sticking with their original strategy, and I have a lot of respect for that.

Thanks Nay!

[Monica Padilla]

Na, there are a lot of reasons why I like and respect you. I'm pretty jet-lagged and sleep-deprived at the moment, so if I acidentally leave something off,please forgive me.

1. You're a character player.
A lot of people take these games way too seriously, and players like you who can create a character and just have fun with it (while still being epicly badass) really make the game a lot more fun and interesting.

2. You're not afraid to be honest.
I think what I liked most about you in our early talks was that you started things off by openly saying where your loyalties truly were. Once we'd openly established our positions like that, it made it way easier to just have a lot of really good conversations.

3. You're a brlliant conversationalist.[\b]
I did kind of allude to this in the previous paragraph, but it's worthy of a separate mention. I thoroughly enjoyed every one of our conversations, and I can't count how many times I wound up going to bed at four or five AM because we would be having a great talk about something.

4. You're an epic competitor.
You definitely rocked the social and physical aspects of this game to the max, and you had the brains to strategically work things out in your favor. There's no doubt in my mind that if Athena had gained majority you would have owned this whole shebang.

5. You're both sassy and classy.
You definitely had NaOnka's spitfire attitude, but you always played a respectful and modest game, and even when the chips were down or you were furious with another player, you always conducted yourself with class and dignity.

6. Last,but not least, you'e hilarious.
Funny people make the world go round, and this game would have been nearly as awesome without you.

Hope that makes you feel warm and fuzzy, NayNay!