Drunk Kendra shenanigans

[Amanda Kimmel]

^_^

Every other Friday night, Kendra gets drunk at a GNO with her friends. She always gets sick right after and is usually sick until the following Monday. This is one of her character quirks, and unlike last season, I'm taking it to AIM for potentially hilarious results. I will keep this up as the season progresses just for lulz.


First, with Joelt:

(11:52:00 PM) Kendra Harby: ugggggg i deek trrinleee
(11:52:10 PM) Jolt: Hey'
(11:52:24 PM) Kendra Harby: ejsts up>
(11:52:37 PM) Jolt: Not much. Just kinda relaxing
(11:53:11 PM) Kendra Harby: I jad qiotr tje mihhttt
(11:53:44 PM) Kendra Harby: i hoee i domt nsrg
(11:53:53 PM) Jolt: nsrg?
(11:54:01 PM) Kendra Harby: narf
(11:54:15 PM) Kendra Harby: uhhh
(11:54:19 PM) Jolt: Oh
(11:54:33 PM) Kendra Harby: ibe jad a lil to ,ich tomifgt
(11:54:56 PM) Jolt: Might be a good idea to lay down.
(11:55:26 PM) Kendra Harby: lsssttt time yjad difmt go to sdll
(11:55:53 PM) Jolt: But still. :-\
(11:56:16 PM) Kendra Harby: In olay, im p;ay

I think he actually translated some of it. I know this guy can be devious, and I don't think he has a clue who I am.


Jenna, from Kainai:

(11:59:57 PM) Kendra Harby: timoght was finnnnnn
(11/12/2011 12:00:32 AM) Jenna: ?
(12:00:48 AM) Kendra Harby: buy i feeeel sockk
(12:01:02 AM) Jenna: ?
(12:01:09 AM) Kendra Harby:
(12:01:29 AM) Jenna: who is this
(12:02:29 AM) Kendra Harby: yiur on my bl for sotivor
(12:03:18 AM) Jenna: i don't understand what you are saying.
(12:03:51 AM) Kendra Harby: yior in mt lb fir sutivor
(12:05:42 AM) Jenna: ahhh!! you are amanda
(12:05:55 AM) Jenna: where do you live?
(12:06:13 AM) Kendra Harby: wimonign
(12:06:36 AM) Jenna: wyoming?
(12:07:03 AM) Kendra Harby: ys
(12:08:05 AM) Kendra Harby: wjat but yo?
(12:08:49 AM) Jenna: washington
(12:09:03 AM) Kendra Harby: vool
(12:09:21 AM) Kendra Harby: i diny tihmk ice beem tjete
(12:10:00 AM) Jenna: it's beautiful here
(12:10:51 AM) Kendra Harby: do yo habe gid bats theew?
(12:12:31 AM) Jenna: gid bats theew?
(12:13:00 AM) Kendra Harby: god nars thwew
(12:14:46 AM) Jenna: hmmm, i don't know what "god nars thwew" is... ??
(12:14:59 AM) Kendra Harby: im frink
(12:15:41 AM) Jenna: i figured, lol

And then Philistein, who I want to convince that I'm not me:

(11:57:20 PM) Kendra Harby: i tjnki i hsf to mich
(11:58:08 PM) Phillip Sheppard: i dont speak this language
(11:58:30 PM) Kendra Harby: iys rngkish!
(11:59:05 PM) Kendra Harby: i tinkk i sm gimma nsrf
(11/12/2011 12:00:07 AM) Phillip Sheppard: and people call me crazy....
(12:00:31 AM) Kendra Harby: i tikd yo i haf to mich!!!!!
(12:01:28 AM) Phillip Sheppard: ok dokey then!
(12:01:47 AM) Kendra Harby: woh rr yoo amywsy?
(12:02:26 AM) Phillip Sheppard: oooo u must be drunk
(12:02:34 AM) Phillip Sheppard: Phillip
(12:02:52 AM) Kendra Harby: ya o haf to mich
(12:03:21 AM) Kendra Harby: in keenfraa plays ss amanafa
(12:03:47 AM) Phillip Sheppard: mispronouncing names is my job
(12:04:24 AM) Phillip Sheppard: amoondar
(12:04:41 AM) Kendra Harby: huujj?
(12:05:24 AM) Phillip Sheppard: lol i nickname u amoondar
(12:06:06 AM) Phillip Sheppard: or maybe Adrunkda
(12:06:13 AM) Phillip Sheppard: yes
(12:07:28 AM) Phillip Sheppard: what did udrink tonight Adrunkda
(12:07:41 AM) Kendra Harby: vokfa
(12:08:33 AM) Kendra Harby: aer yui srxy?
(12:10:42 AM) Phillip Sheppard: imo i am
(12:11:35 AM) Phillip Sheppard: brb, need to charge this laptop
(12:11:56 AM) Kendra Harby: l

Did he buy it? No idea. I'll have to work him until he's outta here.


I hope this shtick works because it's fun to fake being loaded!

[Carlos Bernard]

haha fake loaded

[Amanda Kimmel]

Kendra had to puke so she cut people off and didn't get back on. I hope that wasn't a sign that I was acting and that Philistein isn't onto me still.

I am definitely going to do this again. It's fun! I don't intend on doing any other cross-tribal communication, though, except while "drunk." I am not a coward.

[Phillip Sheppard]

no Alina rip off, knew it was you way before the game ever started, so sad